B Wu: "Would you eat Bryan if you were stranded on a desert island and you were starving and he were dead already?"
Me: "Uhhh... will I have fire and some salt?"
B Wu: "... sure"
Me: "Yeah, sure!"
Bryan: "WHAAAATTT?!?! I wouldn't eat you!!"
Me: "Aww... that's so sweet! I'd start with your calves."
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