Bryan was looking through the pictures that Sluts took this past weekend and saw this one:
B: "OMG! Kaaaareeeeen... Are my calves really that big??"
K: "Yeah..."
B: "They look so big! I had no idea how ridiculous I look..."
K: "They look fine. They make you fast."
B: "They're so big! I'm sad."
K: "The camera adds 10 lbs? To each calf?"
Tell Bryan not to be self-conscious about his calves. :P