Part I: The ridiculousness of Dollar Rent-A-Car
Last Friday, Smeri and I walk up to the Dollar Rent-A-Car counter in Atlanta to pick up our rental car.

So I tell him that we're going to reserve our car through another car rental company because $263 is ridiculous.
Part II: The Ridiculousness of Budget Rental Car
I walk 10 feet over to the Budget Rental Car counter (it was right next door to the Dollar counter!) and say, "I'd like to make a reservation using a corporate account number." (MIT has a deal with Budget for "official MIT business" (i.e. club sports... us!) that waives the under-25 fee and includes basic insurance).

Me: "I'd like to make a reservation for right now until Monday at 5:30pm and I have a corporate account number."
Budget rep: "Ok, so what day and time would you like that?"
Me: "Immediately... so that would be... right now."
Budget rep: "Ok let me take that information down and check the rates for you. Please hold."
Me: *holding*... *still holding*
Budget rep: (after 5 minutes) "Sorry, the corporate account number isn't correct. Are you sure you gave me the right number?"
I give her the number again and apparently she heard wrong (probably my fault, but I do try to make an effort to enunciate when I'm on the phone). After a few more minutes she comes back on the line to tell me that the reservation would be $217.
Me: "$217?!?! Really?! Why is so much?!!"
Budget rep: "I don't know. It says that the daily rate is $41 and you're reserving it for 3 days plus a few hours, plus airport taxes and fees, it comes out to be $217."
Me: "Ok listen, I have another reservation that I already made and I'd just like to duplicate that reservation (Clare had reserved some cars online for the other under-25 sMITe people). Same time, same car, same everything, just duplicate that reservation. It's for $124."
Budget rep: "Sorry, you need to call the national hotline for that. I can't duplicate reservations."
Me: "FINE. Transfer me."
I get transferred to the national Budget hotline and I explain the situation and tell her that I would just like to duplicate the reservation that I already had. So she types in the parameters and says, "The rate for your reservation would be $228."
Me: "What?!?! First of all, my reservation is for $124 and I just wanted to duplicate it, like, have the same price. Second of all, how is it $9 more than what the other Budget rep quoted me?!?!"
National Budget rep: "I don't know, I'm sorry. But this is what's coming up for me on the computer."
I was really starting to lose it by now and so I tried playing this card:
Me: "Look, my teammates and I are students and we're stranded in a city that we've never been before and we need a car. Isn't there something you can do? Do you have a manager that can override your retarded computer system??" (Ok I didn't actually call it retarded, but I did ask for her manager).
But she said sorry and that there was nothing she could do.
Btw, this whole time Smeri is standing there as patiently as a patient Smeri could be, and I'm pacing around the front of the Budget counter, fuming and on the verge of a breakdown.
Smeri: "What are you going to do?"
Me: "I'm going to make a few more phone calls."
Smeri: "You're not going to give up?"
Me: "Not yet..."
Part III: Daphne to the rescue!!! (oops, I gave it away)
I figured that if we were able to make reservations online earlier, we should be able to do another one for the same rate. So I call Bryan (didn't pick up) and Eugene (didn't pick up), and then Daphne, who picks up!!
I turned to the people behind the Budget counter and say, "Here's my new confirmation number." They give me a weird look and enter in the number and promptly say that it doesn't exist. W.T.F.
It turns out that it takes about 15-20 minutes for the reservation to go through their system so Smeri and I do what any loving teammates would do: steal another car's reservation. (They were still waiting for their baggage and waiting for the tram to get fixed anyway. =P)
So, it finally worked out in the end. I wish I had something to take away from the experience, some tidbit of advice, anything, but I really don't. Except that Daphne is amazing and rental car companies are fickle and dumb.
Man, I feel my blood pressure increasing just from writing this post. ::sigh::
Has anyone else had a ridiculous experience with rental car companies?