B was listening to me talk to my grandma in Taiwanese:
B: "What does 'uhm-men' mean?"
K: "It doesn't matter. Oh, it means, "it doesn't matter." or "no need.""
B: "What is it in Mandarin?"
K: "Bu2-bi4"
B: **snicker** **snicker**
K: "What?"
B: "BOOBIES!"
K: **head slap**