me: HAHAHA
Eugene: A CARDIGAN




There are a few problems with this solution, the main one being I don't want skin cancer!!! Plus, this just makes my entire body darker, not necessarily getting rid of my tan lines. It's not like I can pick and choose which parts of my body goes into the tanning booth, right? I don't really know how these things work.
I guess with this method I can pick and choose which parts to make darker, but I don't really like the idea of it rubbing off on the dress, on other people, on everything I might touch. Has anyone actually tried this before? Sooo I think I'm going to nix this idea too.
Jin also has a giant one so I might steal some of her shade too =P
Amy played really well in the Harvard game. She's such a solid ultimate player all around. As a handler, she is proactive in dictating offensive flow. She has nice dump cuts both back and up the line and she throws accurately for both in cuts and away cuts. In zone, she is patient with the disc and has the ability to see holes in the cup and has great timing throwing through the cup to poppers. Amy also has beautiful flick hucks and amazing backhand breaks. She chases discs down and has the most amazing and aggressive catches. On defense, she shuts her girl down consistently and constantly helps out her teammates by helping them deep or having great positioning to get the D. She's a great leader by example, never presumptuous and brings out the best in people. She also satisfies sMITe's little-known requirement of having a large butt-to-boob ratio. :) And she's graduating soon!
Chenxia is a graduating senior but staying for her MEng year so sMITe gets to keep her for another year. She's a super strong and speedy cutter. She'll try 110% to catch every disc, even if it means laying out or sliding into a disc. I personally like her cutting because she's loud and I can hear when she cuts so I know where to throw. On defense, she always seems to come out of nowhere to get run-through Ds. She's tireless in the cup and a great asset to the team.
Michelle is one of our freshman this year and she has serious ups. Not only can she jump really high, she also has amazing one-handed grabs, like her arm has a mind of its own and her hand naturally gravitates towards the disc. Michelle is also really non-nonchalant about skying people, which contributes to her bad-ass-ness. Michelle came onto the team with awesome pulls and hucks and they've still improved over the season. Michelle is also a reliable and consistent deep deep in junk D and has improved so much about communicating to other defenders on the field to create a great defensive team.
Ethan is a reliable zone O handler who gets the disc across the field. She also has some amazing one-handed grabs for discs that don't seem like they could be caught. Ethan has really stepped up as a handler this year and has been actively calling for dumps and swings and has great timing on her swing cuts. She also has strong hucks that aren't pushed around in the wind.
Sunshine's enthusiasm for ultimate (and life!) is contagious and she gets everyone excited to play ultimate. She's a solid cutter and can get open both in and away. She also has an uncanny ability to read even in the craziest winds and has the most amazing catches EVER. This girl lays out for uncatchable discs and manages to grab them. Anna also has really exciting hucks. Use them more! She's super intense on defense and her pink bunny ears only make her THAT much more scary. Her girl must be like, "OMG a rabid bunny is coming to get me!" and drops the disc out of pure fright. But seriously, Anna's shut-down in-your-pants defense is inspiring, with or without the bunny ears, and she motivates everyone to play her best. She does have a long way to go in terms of her weather-controlling abilities but no one can expect her to master those skills in only a year. ;)
Patricia is one of our other amazing freshmen, but this girl has the dirtiest mouth on sMITe and wishes every play was named after a curse word or STD. Other than that, Patricia has great timing on deep cuts and has gotten really good at reading the disc. She is one of the speediest girls on sMITe and makes nice sharp cuts, especially in the endzone when it counts. Patricia also catches aggressively and is patient with the disc.
Alex is yet another awesome freshman. She's so tiny and cute (look how much bigger the Harvard girl is than she!) and she has improved so much this year in terms of cutting, throwing, and catching. She also has a great attitude and is always so happy! :) She learns quickly and has the great quality of asking questions when she doesn't understand something. She's patient when she has the disc and is great about making space and allowing offense flow to happen on the field.
Mangpo is a second-year sMITe player. She's is a super sweet girl and she's improved so much this year. She's really dedicated to the team (I don't know many other girls who can play ultimate and sing in an acapella group all year round, for two years too!). She has nice sharp in-cuts and has great connections with handlers. As a mark, she's really receptive to calls from her teammates on the sideline. Mangpo is tireless in the cup and works well with anyone in it. Recently she's gotten really good at defending the wing in zone. I also love that our beaver cheer has evolved into, "I AM a beaver" because of her :)
Carolyn is our super tall super beautiful freshman. She doesn't wear eyeliner but it looks like she is. Smeri is really jealous. Carolyn is so much fun to have her on the field because she cuts so well and is always open. She has improved so much this year in terms of cutting, catching and throwing. I especially love her throwing fakes and long step-out stride to get her backhand off to the dump. It works every time! And even though I haven't seen her in action yet, I also know she has untapped abilities of selling discs to boys.
Becky gets my vote for the most improved player on sMITe this year. I can't believe this is only her second year! I love Becky's dump cuts - they're great and she gets open every time and it's reassuring to have her as a dump. She has some amazing catches and she isn't afraid to get dirty to get the disc. Her hucks have also been improving a lot! As a captain captain in training, she is super dedicated to sMITe and can be counted on to bring her best to practice, whether it's actually playing or being an active sideline. I can't wait to see her dominate as a handler next year. She already has the disc-hog tendency that every great handler has. teehee :)
Cindy has been away for the last few weeks because of a family emergency, but she surprised us all by coming back for regionals! She is an amazing first-year player who picked up the game really really fast. She has an infectious enthusiasm for ultimate and just makes everyone around her really excited to play ultimate. Cindy is an active cutter and initiates cuts really well, making her a threat as a middle cutter in ho-stack. I can always count on her to be open both in and away and she catches everything. Cindy plays shut-down defense and gets countless run-through Ds every game. She's also amazing as a dump defender and has an effective mark because she stays on her toes and listens to sideline help. In zone defense, Cindy is tireless in the cup and works well with anyone who's in the cup, keeping the cup together. Cindy is dedicated to the team and genuinely cares about her teammates.
Wow, I can't believe Ashley joined in January and hasn't even been playing for 4 months. She has great hands and can catch anything coming her way. As a former rugby player she's great at using her body on defense to get in peoples' way and body them out. She's also a great mark and a reliable dump defender with those long arms of hers. Ashley asks questions when she doesn't understand something (instead of just not speaking up) and it really shows on the field as she has been improving over the spring season.
Agnes has a huge mark and gets many Ds as the mark in a 4-map cup. It's really awesome to see Agnes on the mark and the disc trapped on the sideline because you KNOW that the thrower is going to have a hard time getting the disc around Agnes. Her cutting and catching has improved immensely this year. She communicates well on the field and tells the handler whether she's cutting in or away. It's also really exciting to see Agnes grab discs over everyone's heads because she's so tall!! :D
Clare is the most intense and competitive ultimate player I know. She's super speedy and can outrun any girl on the field. On offense she can always be counted on to be open both in and away. She's not afraid of the ground and tries her best to catch anything coming her way. Her throws have improved so much since she started playing and it's really exciting to see her throw up-field. She plays shut-down defense on the dump and isn't afraid to get physical with anyone. On the sideline, she keeps up with the team and helps out her teammates with loud "up" calls. We all know that her injury-prone boyfriend is infecting her with his injuries but maybe now that she's moving off-campus, she'll heal a lot faster so she can dominate next year!!
Smerbear is the fastest girl around and can beat anyone in or deep. It's so exciting to have her as a primary cutter because she catches anything and throw everything. Smeri is an aggressive cutter who thinks (sometimes out loud), "that's MINE, b!tch!" every time she catches the disc. And with that 2/3 Asian stutter of hers, how could she NOT get open every time? And now Smeri is a jill of all trades who can play any position, O or D, including actually being a handler handler no matter how much she denies it. She has beautiful hucks that go super far and float nicely (most of the time). Sometimes she gets a little excited and trigger happy but we all know she's psycho competitive so she'll get the D right back. Smeri is a lefty and sometimes confuses a lot of people on the field because they think they're forcing the wrong direction. Then Smeri would whip out a flick break because that's what lefties do. But Smeri isn't always the most coordinated girl in the world and is known to elbow, knee, and injure herself while throwing. It doesn't help that Smeri's old either. But I guess that's just what makes Smeri so amazing... She's like, the oldest AND fastest person in women's college ultimate. Smeri is a natural leader on the field and gets everyone psyched up and motivated to play with intensity. Maybe since this is our last college tournament together I will actually find the courage to yell "GIVE IT TO ME B!TCH!" at her. (Btw, I totally forgot to yell that this past weekend :(...)




I *think* this was 2007 at some tournament in the fall. We played in 5 tournaments that fall so I don't actually remember any of them. Btw, look at all the pictures in this post... Smeri has her eyes closed in ALL of them. Oh wait, that's just how she normally looks. You know, because she's 2/3 Asian. =P