A fortune cookie called me a fatty

After getting our nails done, we had the wedding rehearsal and the dinner. We went to this Sichuan restaurant and had a huge 10-course meal. Everything was sooo yummy and I ate so much. After stuffing ourselves, a plate of fortune cookies went around and I, never one to pass up a fortune cookie, cracked one open, and this is what it said:


The fortune cookie just called me a fatty! Sadness... :(