Leafy greens

Me: "Bryan! I didn't pack any greens in your lunch today!"

B: "It's okay, I ate green skittles."

Me: "Those aren't leafy greens."

B: "I could've arranged them in the shape of a leaf..."

Strippers pie

(Through text)

K: "What are you making for dinner?"

B: "I made strippers pie."

K: "STRIPPERS PIE?!"

B: "Like shepherds pie but reveals more of the stuff you're not supposed to see"

K: "So less mashed potatoes?"

B: "More donuts"

K: "Wait what? Your shepherds pie has donuts?"

B: "maybe"

K: "I don't understand!!!!!!!!"

K: "Picture please"

B:

K: "Omg are you serious. Its shepherds pie with a donut on top?"

B: "strippers pie"

K: "Haha ugh weirdo"